He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
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