I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
Randomize
