For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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