Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
now i know why i became what i already was.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I think I have vodka in my lungs
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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