I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
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