office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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