just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
there was a party in your bed and you weren't invited... change your sheets
Exact words that were just spoken as she was on her 6th, yes 6th piece of bread: "I'm only eating the soft and chewy inside of the bread-I am taking the crust home to feed my turtles"
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
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