if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I'm eating Arby's in the bathtub because I'm an adult and I do what I want
What are you doing tomorrow?
Dude its my bday. Im drinking from sunup til face down. Rinse and repeat.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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