Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I stole a fireplace last night.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I need to be drunk within 15 minutes of getting home tonight.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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