we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
I have demons in me.
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Let's have sex in an apple orchard
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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