have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
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