after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
Oh they knew you from a bachelorette party! You were the pole?
Ohhh shit yeah that was me. Fuck. I hate myself when I do that.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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