Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
Dude you have to stop using "I eat good pussy" as a pick up line
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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