Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
It's great having no responsibilities. In normal life I would be freaking the fuck out right about now. But the only worry I have from last night is where i got this shower caddy full of cookies. God I love college.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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