new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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