check it out our google latitudes are spooning
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
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