You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Though I don't usually want to turn down ladies who want to liquify my clothing with their eyes, I made an exception.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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