youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
