I'm eating all of the evidence.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize