Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Did you just see the Batmobile???
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
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