I want to have your abortion
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
I know. he thinks we're 'meant to be'. No we're fucking not. God wouldn't give my soulmate a pencil dick.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
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