Sry I called you an 8
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
I wanted to dispute a few 411 charges on my phone bill. The service rep told me I called them four times asking for Lady Gaga's number.
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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