You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Yes, you can go into Petsmart drunk but the cats awaiting adoption don't appreciate the soft pretzels squeezed through their cages.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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