A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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