Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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