Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Didn't realize he fucked me in a bed a dog is always in until my face swelled two sizes and I had hives all over my body. This is God's way of punishing me for having amazing sex.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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