why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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