I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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