I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
