i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Omg my brain. Most recent thought: I fucking prayed in the bathroom that the other girl would leave. Prayed to Jesus
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