mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
My dinner guests were so drunk they never realized that I inadvertantly put Frosted Mini Wheats on the salad instead of crutons.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
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