His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
