i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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