I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
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