I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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