I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Dude I woke up with a handprint shaped bruise on my ass, a pong ball in my cleavage, and somebody else's gold chain around my neck. Who's house am I in?
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
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