I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
did you just send me my own nude
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
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