to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
I am now Facebook friends with Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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