Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Britney fell asleep on the couch in the foier, got up stripped then pissed on the floor. Then got dressed and went to sleep in it. Also downstairs toilet clogged. Not me. I will be gone by the time you get home from work. Have fun.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
What are you doing? Because if it happens to be drinking, or even any activity that rhymes with "drinking", I'll be over in 5.
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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