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My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
Random fact of the day: cum is a really good eye makeup remover
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
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