I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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