i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Someone shattered a urinal.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
Randomize
