dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
I thought i didnt really feel whatever i snorted last night until i just realized i think i asked this dude to punch me fight club style
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Randomize
