I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
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