It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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