try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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