And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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