u know whats better than using ur vibrator? using it w/ jeopardy on in the background and half moaning the correct final jeopardy question. yeah that just happened.
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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