Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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