Partly cloudy chance of praying to the porcelin gods
i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
