I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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