didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Randomize
