is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Just high enough for therapy.
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
You would think by the size of the lump on my ass that I would have remembered falling down a flight of stairs.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
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