i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
We have started to decorate penises.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
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